6th February 2012

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Kristen Bell’s Vagina: The Slippery Sloth aka “Forgetting Sarah’s Marshall”
Pretty self explanatory- The Slippery Sloth swells up with bodily fluids and convulses violently whenever it comes within a three mile radius of a sloth. It is advised to immediately vacate as a messy orgasm followed by tearful cuddling is imminent. Although when desperate, one can always cut two fingers off each hand and wear a sloth t-shirt for guaranteed sopping wet lovemaking.

Kristen Bell’s Vagina: The Slippery Sloth aka “Forgetting Sarah’s Marshall”

Pretty self explanatory- The Slippery Sloth swells up with bodily fluids and convulses violently whenever it comes within a three mile radius of a sloth. It is advised to immediately vacate as a messy orgasm followed by tearful cuddling is imminent. Although when desperate, one can always cut two fingers off each hand and wear a sloth t-shirt for guaranteed sopping wet lovemaking.

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6th February 2012

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Kim Kardashian’s Vagina: The Road Less Traveled aka “You Never Go Back”
It is true, her vagina is The Road Less Traveled because due to its cleanliness (twice daily enemas), slightly lower quantity of STDs, and more cushion for the pushin, 9/10 men will choose to take the dirt road home.And once you engage with the sheer quantity of plus sized members that have penetrated Kim Kardashian, there is absolutely no going back. Like a hotdog in a hallway.

Kim Kardashian’s Vagina: The Road Less Traveled aka “You Never Go Back”

It is true, her vagina is The Road Less Traveled because due to its cleanliness (twice daily enemas), slightly lower quantity of STDs, and more cushion for the pushin, 9/10 men will choose to take the dirt road home.And once you engage with the sheer quantity of plus sized members that have penetrated Kim Kardashian, there is absolutely no going back. Like a hotdog in a hallway.

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5th February 2012

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Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis: The Hairy Wand aka “Horsefucker”
According to this article, http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/daniel-radcliffe-fond-pubic-hair, Daniel Radcliffe has made it clear that his genitalia are hairy or nothing. He refuses to stick his Hairy Wand into anything but curly furred beavers and tall, white stallions (Draco Malfoy). Not only is his penis covered in hair, but he also likes to knit his own reusable condoms out of shedded pubic hairs. You are so crafty, Daniel!

Daniel Radcliffe’s Penis: The Hairy Wand aka “Horsefucker”

According to this article, http://www.opposingviews.com/i/entertainment/daniel-radcliffe-fond-pubic-hair, Daniel Radcliffe has made it clear that his genitalia are hairy or nothing. He refuses to stick his Hairy Wand into anything but curly furred beavers and tall, white stallions (Draco Malfoy). Not only is his penis covered in hair, but he also likes to knit his own reusable condoms out of shedded pubic hairs. You are so crafty, Daniel!

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5th February 2012

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Madonna’s Vagina: Harlequin Baby aka “Steak Left Out in the Sun”
Madonna is .07% body fat, and her vagina is no exception. The Harlequin Baby is a pure muscle, all powerful demi-sphincter sculpted out of raw, lean sinuous meatstuffs. This thing shits out Cuban babies and swallows dicks hole. Used for barely-legal child rape and as a location for borderline sadomasochistic Kabbalah rituals. Swells to the size of a large grapefruit when angry.

Madonna’s Vagina: Harlequin Baby aka “Steak Left Out in the Sun”

Madonna is .07% body fat, and her vagina is no exception. The Harlequin Baby is a pure muscle, all powerful demi-sphincter sculpted out of raw, lean sinuous meatstuffs. This thing shits out Cuban babies and swallows dicks hole. Used for barely-legal child rape and as a location for borderline sadomasochistic Kabbalah rituals. Swells to the size of a large grapefruit when angry.

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5th February 2012

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David Tennant’s Penis: The Sonic Screwdriver aka “An Ood Fuck”
Not only can The Sonic Screwdriver penetrate most any door (pussy), it also has 15 different sonic vibrational settings. Judging by the picture, it also fits perfectly in one’s mouth. The Sonic Screwdriver is faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Because David Tennant will fucking rape you and you will fucking enjoy it.

David Tennant’s Penis: The Sonic Screwdriver aka “An Ood Fuck”

Not only can The Sonic Screwdriver penetrate most any door (pussy), it also has 15 different sonic vibrational settings. Judging by the picture, it also fits perfectly in one’s mouth. The Sonic Screwdriver is faster than you can believe. Don’t turn your back. Don’t look away. And don’t blink. Because David Tennant will fucking rape you and you will fucking enjoy it.

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5th February 2012

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Michael Fassbender’s Penis: George Clooney’s Golf Club aka “The Mighty Sausage”
Basically, what George Clooney was trying to say is that Michael Fassbender has a HUGE COCK. And he can stick it in whomever he chooses. That’s about it.

Michael Fassbender’s Penis: George Clooney’s Golf Club aka “The Mighty Sausage”

Basically, what George Clooney was trying to say is that Michael Fassbender has a HUGE COCK. And he can stick it in whomever he chooses. That’s about it.

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5th February 2012

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Dina Lohans Vagina: Baby Benjamin Button aka “The Naked Mole Rat”
Appearance is similar to that of a hairless, wrinkled old rodent. It is wildly immature despite its aged appearance, and like Benjamin Button it is desperate for acceptance into a world in which it just does not belong. Doubles as a handbag, though it is constantly losing stored items due to its girth and ramshackle promiscuity.

Dina Lohans Vagina: Baby Benjamin Button aka “The Naked Mole Rat”

Appearance is similar to that of a hairless, wrinkled old rodent. It is wildly immature despite its aged appearance, and like Benjamin Button it is desperate for acceptance into a world in which it just does not belong. Doubles as a handbag, though it is constantly losing stored items due to its girth and ramshackle promiscuity.

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5th February 2012

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Linsday Lohan’s Vagina: The Eye of Sauron aka “The Lidless Eye”
Surrounded by flaming red, it burns the eyes and the flesh of all who touch it. Getting in sight of The Eye of Sauron can prove deadly due to its bad temper and numerous incurable venereal diseases. It once possessed a clit ring, but it has long since been lost. It is especially advised to avoid The Eye of Sauron during menstruation as it can be extremely violent and messy. It is nicknamed “The Lidless Eye” due to its constantly-open nature. The Lidless Eye shuts for no man.

Linsday Lohan’s Vagina: The Eye of Sauron aka “The Lidless Eye”

Surrounded by flaming red, it burns the eyes and the flesh of all who touch it. Getting in sight of The Eye of Sauron can prove deadly due to its bad temper and numerous incurable venereal diseases. It once possessed a clit ring, but it has long since been lost. It is especially advised to avoid The Eye of Sauron during menstruation as it can be extremely violent and messy. It is nicknamed “The Lidless Eye” due to its constantly-open nature. The Lidless Eye shuts for no man.

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